The process of shoving a cuke cucumber in your pussy to cleanse it. For best results, remove the skin and cool it in the refrigerator. If you don't have a cuke, you could use a parsnip or a zucc zucchini.
"Cuke me daddy"
"Man, I could really use a refreshing cuke right now"
"I had a really good cukepuss session last night"
a show in which the performers shove cucumbers up their own asses as well as each others, in front of an audience. A Cuke Show is commonly performed by male strippers and is often used as an entertainment peice at Bar Mitzvahs.
Hey do you know what kind of entertainment they are having for Little Billy's Bar Mitzvah?
I think there's going to be a Cuke Show!
WTF is a that?!
Oh you'll see...