dane cooks padded cement truck and when he drives his friends are in back spinning. and he feeds them watermelon jolly ranchers. cuz watermelon is teh best kind of jolly rancher and if you say its not and green apple is i will stab you in the jaw.
Dane Cook's cement truck with padded cement drum for his friends to roll around in whilst eating watermelon Jolly Rancher candies. Dane custom made the 40" rims on the CT2004 in his basement out of aluminum foil and ornaments. Makes Dane feel like a BAMF while driving it.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.