Crappers 

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

Crappers by Satandog March 30, 2006

crappers 

people who crap

we're all crappers

crappers by cunt slop May 11, 2003

crappers 

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

crappers by Jay May 10, 2003

crappers 

Poggers but when it's not poggers.

"Wait no! Crappers!"

crappers by leorrr May 2, 2021

crappers! 

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

crappers! by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

Crappers Uncertainty by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Holy crappers!! 

another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.

Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!

Holy crappers!! by Unknown foreigner June 28, 2008