Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 13, 2013

cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

by Mack57 June 14, 2006

cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009

Cousband

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

by Ames_1 April 22, 2009

Cousband

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

by BeepBoopBopBopBeepBoop July 09, 2020

Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 23, 2010