Contradictory 

Literally every, fucking definition on this site.

You: Bloody hell, that definition on Apple said child labour but when you clicked on the word it said it, was, good. The definition painted child labour in a bad way but the first said it in a good way. That’s contradictory.

Contradictory by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. March 31, 2025

contradictory label 

LGBTQ+ (usually) labels that seem to contradict each other, used simultaneously.

A few examples: straight gay, lesboy, turigirl, afab trans woman, etc.

These identities don't have to make sense to you, as labels are meant to reflect one's own perception of themselves. Plus, language and culture are constantly evolving.

Remember: diminishing other queer people for having atypical experiences is ultimately unhelpful in our acceptance.

Sometimes, these labels are used to better describe someone's experiences with gender and sexuality — for example, an intersex AFAB woman may still identify as transgender because they feel it best describes them.

person 1: i identify as straight and gay.
person 2: i don't fully understand contradictory labels, but i respect you because you know yourself best
person 1: thanks! i'm dating your mom and dad btw
person 2: what the fuck

contradictory label by itigo October 26, 2024

Willfully contradictory 

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).

This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

Willfully contradictory by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Willfully contradictory 

Someone that tries to discredit the way you treated them as inhuman after they tried to make you feel insignificant about your skinny arms and shit like that. Then they still try to twist it around to where you made it one sided.

He/she is willfully contradictory for such a broad minded person, or does it just seem that way to me because my view of the world is as narrow as it is?

Willfully contradictory by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021

CONTRADICTOR 

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

CONTRADICTOR by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

Contradictopatation 

When it sounds like your contradicting someone,but your really not.

Tim:I'm getting bigger,aren't I?
Tat:You are SUPER buff!
Tim:Not yet.
Tat:Don't contradict me!
Tim:No,that was a contradictopatation.

Contradictopatation by Tatyyyana September 20, 2010

contradicktion/contradicktory 

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

contradicktion/contradicktory by QuacksO April 18, 2018