enbycope

To repress your desire to transition to the binary other gender, by coping through identifying as nonbinary.

Important note: Nonbinary people do exist. Not every gender-nonconforming person is "enbycoping."
enbycoper: i'm probably a trans woman, but i'm too afraid to fully transition, so i just tell people i'm nonbinary.
by itigo October 26, 2024
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phone game

The competitive game where you drop your phone, face down, at the highest height you can without getting scared. Similar to Chicken, except with phones.

Hard mode is anything that would increase the stakes, like having no screen protector or dropping on concrete.
'Android phones are indestructible.'
'Yeah? You wanna play the phone game?'
by itigo May 20, 2024
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goosing

craving, or really wanting something

pitched by ted nivison on the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, ep. 34
i'm really goosing for some schmeat right now
by itigo October 16, 2021
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contradictory label

LGBTQ+ (usually) labels that seem to contradict each other, used simultaneously.

A few examples: straight gay, lesboy, turigirl, afab trans woman, etc.

These identities don't have to make sense to you, as labels are meant to reflect one's own perception of themselves. Plus, language and culture are constantly evolving.

Remember: diminishing other queer people for having atypical experiences is ultimately unhelpful in our acceptance.

Sometimes, these labels are used to better describe someone's experiences with gender and sexuality — for example, an intersex AFAB woman may still identify as transgender because they feel it best describes them.
person 1: i identify as straight and gay.
person 2: i don't fully understand contradictory labels, but i respect you because you know yourself best
person 1: thanks! i'm dating your mom and dad btw
person 2: what the fuck
by itigo October 26, 2024
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academic victim

Inverse of an academic weapon.

Someone who is doing absolutely shit at school. Awfully so. Irredeemably bad.
I'm such an academic victim. I'm failing all my classes.
by itigo October 26, 2024
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favorite puppy

a term coined by ted nivison on the chuckle sandwich podcast episode 20, when he shares that he named his favorite stuffed animal “favorite puppy”.

saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.
person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.
by itigo June 20, 2021
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