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Condiments 

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
Condiments by Gojai August 24, 2017

Condiments 

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
Condiments by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019

Condiments 

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
Condiments by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019

Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.
I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

sleeping condiments 

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.
Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.
Word of the Day on July 9, 2017

Sleeping Condiments 

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.
Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.
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