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How people who will never get in spell college.
If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.
collage by Socialist REALism August 22, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
I’m making a collage with all these photos to put up in my room.
Collage by Lolliv August 11, 2018
n. Fr. a dumbass who wrote a hate mail to internet celebrity Maddox, ~2001 AD; more at college Dyseducational facility attended by jocks and cheerleaders who generally have about a 1.2 GPA rounded off nicely with that C they got in Wood Shop. Usu. considered idiotic.
"...i was recently accepted to play for the Vancouver junior football team, which may lead to collage ball, or even the CFL, which could very well lead to the NFL... now tell me that i'm not going anywhere playing football?..."
Collage by OmniScourge January 31, 2005
a mural of gay porn pictures in a snapchat photo used to catch fools off-guard and make them "less tight"
"Dude did you collage him hahaha"

"Ya bro I got that Denis idiot so good"
Collage by reddituser7025 May 11, 2022

collage fluke 

the word used to describe when someone who never revised, missed lessons, got high all the time and basically sucked at collage, manages to graduate.
oh my god i can't believe he passed, he was never here.. he is such a collage fluke.
collage fluke by themorganator_4 September 7, 2010

Collage a Trois

when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.
Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?

Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation

Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?

Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday

Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!

Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!
Collage a Trois by Vanity LA February 26, 2009

Collage Garage 

Collage Garage is An Australian technology company that specializes in Internet-related services and products, which include a website, free hosting and domain names, Rick-Rolls and games. Its link is users.tpg.com.au/tanudjim/.
Wow, Collage Garage is a great website!
Collage Garage by Planeman653 March 2, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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