COCOVIPER 

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.

CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T

COCOVIPER by David April 30, 2003

CocoTimer 

One who spends all of his or her time at work, doing everything, except for his or hers assigned duties.

He came in a half hour late, made some tea, and surfed the net until lunch. He is a world class Cocotimer.

CocoTimer by Jason Five December 9, 2004