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CocoTimer 

One who spends all of his or her time at work, doing everything, except for his or hers assigned duties.
He came in a half hour late, made some tea, and surfed the net until lunch. He is a world class Cocotimer.
CocoTimer by Jason Five December 9, 2004
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COCOVIPER 

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.
CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T
COCOVIPER by David April 30, 2003

cockeimers 

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)
Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis
cockeimers by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Cocktamer 

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.
She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.
Cocktamer by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

cootimeter 

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
cootimeter by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005

COCOTIED 

the cutest hand dyed pieces of clothing !! INSTA @COCOTIED
COCOTIED by cocotied August 7, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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