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CocoTimer 

One who spends all of his or her time at work, doing everything, except for his or hers assigned duties.
He came in a half hour late, made some tea, and surfed the net until lunch. He is a world class Cocotimer.
CocoTimer by Jason Five December 9, 2004
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COCOVIPER 

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.
CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T
COCOVIPER by David April 30, 2003

cockeimers 

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)
Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis
cockeimers by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Cocktamer 

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.
She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.
Cocktamer by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

cootimeter 

The base unit of lenght in the Semi-imaginary System of Units that is equal to the lenght of a standard cootie egg.
A typical adult cootie is about 100 cootimeters in length.
cootimeter by Shapedoctor January 12, 2005

COCOTIED 

the cutest hand dyed pieces of clothing !! INSTA @COCOTIED
COCOTIED by cocotied August 7, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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