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cmail
It is short for "cell mail" like email is short for "electronic mail." This is used in place of the word "texting" or "text messaging." It's much shorter!!
It originated in Japan and that is what they call "texting" over there and is listed that way on their phones and phone bills.
It originated in Japan and that is what they call "texting" over there and is listed that way on their phones and phone bills.
Cmail
Cmails are emails sent to or received from cunts. They are usually condescending in nature and expose the author's general lack of education and basic ineptness at life skills and life in general.
Cmail received by Bob from Jane
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
Cmail by Bob Normal October 6, 2009
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012