1 definition by Bob Normal
Cmails are emails sent to or received from cunts. They are usually condescending in nature and expose the author's general lack of education and basic ineptness at life skills and life in general.
Cmail received by Bob from Jane
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday
Hi Bob
I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.
Kind Regards
Jane Cnut
by Bob Normal October 6, 2009