CLEFT

An absolute moron

You really are a cleft arent you

by Chinese chicken lover December 24, 2018

Cleft

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal

Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.

by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021

Cleft

A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)

Oh i'd like to see her cleft!

by Barry Neilson January 21, 2004

cleft

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"

You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft

by Dijital-JB October 24, 2005

cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

by toby palmer February 15, 2019

Cleft

Ben Stuart Shardlow Brannan

“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls

by paedophilic man child October 11, 2019

Cleft

The Cresent Shaped Thumb, fore-finger and middle finger motion used in bedroom foreplay.

I clefted that silly Bindt / Raise the cleft signal to the sky Zelmen

by BruceGmarquesII September 16, 2010