(n.)- an individual who masturbates during class
classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
classturbation -(v.)The act of feeling the sudden urge to masturbate purfusely during school hours. Usually the kid in the school that gets his ass kicked on a daily basis, yet still has the dignity to beat his meat the next day.
Billy: "Hey Mike!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"
Mike: "What?"
Billy: "Scott Terry (from Boardman, Ohio) beat his meat in Wood Shop, Science and Math all in two school days!"
Mike: "Wow, what a perve, let's go beat his ass."
Billy: "Yeah, damn classturbator!"
by Del Marcos de toro May 18, 2008
Crozier:*masturbating*
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR
Teacher: CROZIER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Crozier: miss smell my hand!
Tom: MISS HE'S A CLASSTURBATOR
by king classier March 17, 2014
To masturbate while in class.
Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
See also classturbation.
Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
See also classturbation.
1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
by Larry Knickerbockers July 24, 2005
To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.
Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009
by Cgtheberzerker August 6, 2015
Taking your boner out of your boxers and moving your thighs side to sidee while yoor penis gets stimulation from the rubbing- classturbate
by classturbator69 September 13, 2012
When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction
Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!
by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 6, 2008