CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004