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chrissi

where your life is defined as "awkward moments".
All the memories I've had are Chrissi moments.
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Chrissi

A Chrissi is one of the best friends you can have in your life. He is trustworthy, extremely funny, speaks fluently sarcasms and will always pick of the phone, no matter what. He is the kind of guy who stays up until 4 am to make sure you’ll get safely home when you’re drunk. A Chrissi is sensitive and isn’t afraid of speaking about his feelings. It’s not uncommon for a Chrissi to have a discussion for hours. A Chrissi is an extremely intelligent guy and sometimes it’s hard to beat his arguments. He may seem a bit like a smart ass, but in the end, he has your best interests at heart. He’s always down for an adventure, especially for communist revolutions. You can’t count on him like no other, having a Chrissi in your life is considered a blessing all over the world.
Jules: “Oh, my best friend is such a Chrissi!”
Linda: “Wow, you’re so lucky! Don’t let him go
by HermionesSoma May 27, 2021
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Chrissi

The Defintion of beeing gay around Boys, he will also pay to get railed and deep thoathred
Im feeling so "Chrissi" you can't believe it
by Grims1te October 13, 2025
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White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023
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Christian Barn Dance

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
by cmpgamer November 8, 2014
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christian chim chim

Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"
by JiminIsCuteOkayBye October 19, 2017
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"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)
by Mr. Lee Phd May 9, 2019
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