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He's a super star, I love marsean, im his biggest fan i want his big fat meaty dick in my asshole all the time. i wish he would nut all over me please. i pray every night for it. i listen to all his music. i LOVE quailman, i wish he would put his quail on me. show me what a MAN he is.

- Jennifer Casellini
MAN 1- omg is that CHOICE THE TAURUS.
MAN 2- YES IT IS, FUCK ME PLEASE
MAN 1- NO ME
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CHOICE THE TAURUS 

Basically the best artist of the century(not a rapper). Gotta go green, on my knees, someone please. Loves staring at hot girls asses and jerking off is probably his favorite hobby. However he sucks at basketball and blames being ass on the fact that he jerked off beforehand. He also owes Mustafa 20 million dollars in the future when he becomes famous. He believes that sex can save any relationship and is the main reason for divorce. Although his beliefs may seem wacky sometimes, he could probably give the best sex and relationship advice. Has a new crush every week and is ALWAYS horny. His best work was probably Quailman which is sadly no longer available to the public and Mustafa and Shane own the last living copies. Wears sweaters all the time even in the summer because his drip is that important to him.
Is that guy wearing a full pink outfit with a sweater and trying to get with that girl? Bro that's Choice The Taurus he's just trying to get some pussy.
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026