in Russian literally means "member", but also a common synonim of a penis.
This double meaning is source of endless jokes and wordplay in Russian.
This double meaning is source of endless jokes and wordplay in Russian.
-kak vas nazyvat', chlen-correspondent , prosto chlen ili tovarish chlen?
(How would you prefer to call you: chlen-correspondent, just dick or Camrade Dick ? )
(How would you prefer to call you: chlen-correspondent, just dick or Camrade Dick ? )
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Get the Moi chlen upal mug.This name contains "Florida" but it is nothing related to the American state Florida. This name is used by Indonesian girls. People with this name are pretty and smart. Seems like they're absolutely perfect, but not exactly. They have smelly feet but they love to smell their own feet. Rather than working at good companies using their good career, they prefer to work as a prostitute and have a sex with any boys. Many boys, however, never knows their background and just have sex with them.
Joel was travelling to Indonesia last week. She met a pretty girl named Florida Chen. He immediately fell into a love to her and both of them went to a hotel. Every night Joel was in Indonesia, they had sex everyday based on the request of Florida Chen. Joel was wondering why she became a prostitute, so he asked her. He then realised that she graduated from a well-known university and had a high CGPA. He felt so weird and ask her once again. However, this was her reply:
"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"
Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.
"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"
Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.
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Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”
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Nathan Chen rewrote the story of his Pyeongchang Winter Olympics and show us what it means to really "Nathan Chen . Even when his Olympic dream seemed to end from his problem-plagued skate in the men's short program the day before, Nathan performed an unprecedented 6 quad jumps in his free skate and launching himself from 17th place and almost winning a medal in the men's singles competition. For his final skate, Chen had planned five quads. Then he decided that he would try to spin around four times in the air during six jumps — and he pulled it off. "I have been working on it for a while," Chen said after his skate. "It's never really fully come together. I already fell so many times, I was like, 'I already fell so many times earlier in Pyeongchang, I might as well go out and throw everything down and see what happens.' " As Chen told NPR's Melissa Block, "Screw it. I have nothing to lose."
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