chicken ass

When a woman's shorts and/or bikini go up into the crack of the crack of her rear end so far as to create an interesting dichotomy between the two cheeks. A super wedgie created of your own device.

Hey, you see Miley Cyrus' chicken ass at the MTV VMA's the other night? That shit was crazy.

by Sirosis August 28, 2013

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mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 03, 2021

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Tipsy chicken ass shot

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.

Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*

by Trunks March 26, 2019

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