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chicken ass 

Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.

Chicken ass Friday 

Chicken ass Friday Is a day where you need to eat chicken ass all day with any sides have a great time.
Hey it’s chicken ass Friday let’s go eat

Tipsy chicken ass shot 

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.
Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*

mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.
Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

chicken wing ass 

It's when they ass look like two drumsticks standing upright. Ready to slap some ranch on them drums, meats fallen off the bone.
chicken wing ass by Goonars93 November 28, 2021