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Chest-Nut 

A man or woman addicted to a females bosom.

Some chest-nuts have been known to like excedingly larger ones than most.
If a man looks at a woman with a large chest 3 or more times, they can be classified as a Chest-Nut.
Chest-Nut by Ryan Serbet July 29, 2005

Chest-Nut 

Pressing your hot sweaty balls against a girl's tots until it leaves an imprint.
"Jaclyn munged my grandma at her funeral so im'a chest-nut her."
Chest-Nut by Jmillz July 21, 2007

cheat nut 

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.
"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."
cheat nut by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016

chest nuts 

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.
definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"
chest nuts by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008

chest nutz

When you nut on their chest.
She got chest nutz at the party last night.
chest nutz by nefyou September 6, 2016

No Nut November Cheat Day 

Doesn't exist
Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?