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Captain Caveman 

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.
"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"


Captain Caveman by MDMF March 28, 2009

Captain Caveman's Club 

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

Captain Caveman's Nose 

Slang for the clitoris.
Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

Captain Capeman 

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
Captain Capeman by retro October 23, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026