candle

A device used for nun masturbation.

People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.

by erokke July 11, 2004

Candle

A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.

Candle is not welcome here.

by CEO of Spelling Mistakes & AC June 9, 2020

candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

by daywalker. August 26, 2009

Candle

1: Someone is hot/hard headed; doesn’t change their mind
2: Something fire or fye; is sexc or fine. Even thicc

1: “What a candle bruh!”
2: “Ohhh she a whole candleeeee🤤🤤😍”

by Bramptonbwoy December 27, 2018

candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

by ihunt4bieber January 26, 2010

Candle

A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.

Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?

by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016

candle

a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle

Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"

by Brizzy Izzy July 26, 2011