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Cages

Cages is Kgs, not kegs, not kilograms, but cages.
Gym lad 1: How many "cages" do you bench?

Gym lad 2: round 80 "cages".
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Cages

Cages is kgs, not kegs, not kilo, not eetswa, but cages
Lad 1: how many 'cages' U got?

Lad 2: at least 3 'cages'
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cages

Another word for killograms
How many cages you bench lahd
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Cages

Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.

God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"

Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱

God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁

Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"

God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."

Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."

God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"

Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"

God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."

Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"

God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."

Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"

God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."

Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."

God "They eat each other...."

Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"

God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."

God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."

Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."

God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."

God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."

Lucifer 😟

God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."

Lucifer "Get rid of it."

God "Aw... Come on..."

Lucifer *Throws rock*

God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."

Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."

God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
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Corsets Are Cages

The Best Post Hardcore / Experimental / Rock Band In The World, Based In Frankfort, Kentucky, They Have Traveled All Over The United States Playing There Music!
I Was At One of Corsets Are Cages Concerts And They Absolutely Rocked It
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boobie cages

A device used by women to conceal their milk cannons.
Hey baby! Just this once will you take off those darn boobie cages so that I can make a spot for you in my spank bank.
by eric Huggles April 1, 2007
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kids in cages

Separation of vulnerable minor foreign nationals from their "Family" (i.e. coyote-handlers, child-sex-slave traffickers, dark web organ merchants, adrenochrome manufacturers, nefarious et al.) at/within American borders, made famous by Deporter-in-Chief barack Obama in 2014 onward.

Commonly accepted as standard, humane practice for helpless groups who routinely DNA test as having no ancestral ties whatsoever to their "traveling companions"/"illegal guardians", The Great Awokening of 2018 led Libtards and God's Only Mistakes (i.e. the mainstream media) to realize this once-sacrosanct Anointed Obama (PBUH) practice of enforcing protective caging had been wholly corrupted and befouled by the 45toundingly Abhorrent Orange Antichrist, in an unchanged-yet-unconscionable perversion of the once-holy practice.

Thankfully, with the 100%-by-the-Books, Fair-and-Transparent, Constitutionally-Republican, Electoral Dominion & Vanquishing of the Sordid & Foul Cheeto B45tard Abomination, these assembly lines of racist death and ethnic cleansing have once again reverted into state-of -the-art daycare centers built from the blueprints of Heaven itself, with no proactive effort nor consumption of fossil fuels necessary to drive the mystical, healed-and-unified juxtaposition to transform an evil governmental function of White Supremacist Oppression(TM) back to its natural state of Utilitarian Utility.

Truly awe-inspiring, how Our Wokeness works through us in mysterious ways.
An exemplary case study in post-libtarded moral relativism, Science Experts(TM) have finally discovered that the value proposition of "kids in cages", i.e. populating government-owned-and-operated human zoos with helpless civilly-criminal brown children is IN FACT a direct function of whichever political party violently occupies or humbly and dutifully receives stewardship of the White House.

This astounding discovery follows hot on the heels of similar Moral Truths(TM) discovered in early 2017 about the role of the President's party as it applies to the moral nature of blowing brown children into thousands of bloody pieces using satellite-mediated unmanned arial drone technology
by Dusk777 November 15, 2020
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