C nut 

Cunt. simple.

Spelled as C nut to avoid Facebook censorship.
Fuck zuckburger.

She was being a total C nut today

C nut by dodgy dave defines August 6, 2023

c-deez-nuts 

A term that is mainly used in which to describe the male reproduction system in a sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey bro do you like CD's?
Person 2: Sure why ?
Person 1: Then you sure would love to c-deez-nuts
Person 2: .......

c-deez-nuts by BARRACK - LEE OBAMA June 26, 2016

C-D'S-NUTZ 

When referring to your male genitilia in a comical way.

John: did you see the new cd?
Bill: No i did not
John: well you can C-D's-NUTZ!!!
Bill: goood one bro, you got me good
John: so you want to see them or not?
Bill: dude, you're a queer
John: :)

C-D'S-NUTZ by LUIS O November 8, 2008

cnut 

A way of saying cunt on messageboards or chat channels that have lame rude word filters turned on.

Tony Blair is a right cnut.

cnut by Krela September 4, 2006

Cnut 

995?–1035, king of England, Norway, and Denmark. The younger son of Sweyn of Denmark, Canute accompanied his father on the expedition of 1013 that invaded England and forced Æthelred to flee to Normandy. When Sweyn died (1014), the Danes in England swore fealty to Canute, but on Æthelred's return from Normandy, Canute withdrew to Denmark, where his older brother, Harold, had become king. In 1015, Canute reinvaded England with a powerful army that conquered most of Wessex, harried the Danelaw, and conquered Northumbria. After the Danish victory in the battle of Assandun, Canute divided England with Edmund Ironside, Æthelred's son. When Edmund died, late in 1016, Canute was accepted as sole king. He gave England peace and strove to continue English traditions by restoring the church to high place and codifying English law. To forestall dynastic quarrels he banished his wife (and their son Sweyn) and married Emma, the widow of Æthelred. His son by Emma was Harthacanute. In 1018 or 1019 he succeeded to the throne of Denmark and was forced to lead several expeditions to assert his rights there and in the Danish provinces in Norway. In 1028, after an uprising had expelled Olaf II of Norway, Canute was recognized as ruler of that kingdom. He made his son Harthacanute king of Denmark, and in 1029 he made his son Sweyn king of Norway, with Sweyn's mother as regent. She and Sweyn were driven out by 1035, and Norway was ruled by Olaf's son Magnus. Canute established friendly relations with the Holy Roman Empire and attended the coronation of Conrad II in Rome in 1027. At the end of his reign Canute led an army into Scotland to stop Scottish invasions under Malcolm II. Canute was succeeded by his illegitimate son, Harold Harefoot, then by Harthacanute. The name also appears as Cnut or Knut. Kudos to Wikipedia.

Man, I'm so stupid! On our history test I missed every question about Cnut and his reign!

Cnut by Dr. Arnold S. Snipes January 14, 2006

cnut 

An early Viking king of England.

For the English people, King Cnut's reign from 1017 to 1035 was much like the month of March, "in like a lion and out like a lamb". 1 Crowned in the turmoil of war and conquest, Cnut quickly established an era of peace and prosperity. England became so secure that Cnut could frequently leave the country to settle affairs elsewhere in his empire. It was especially important to a people weary from thirty years of war that all of the fighting during his reign was on foreign soil. By the time of his death in 1035, Cnut was recognized as an equal by the Holy Roman Emperor and had negotiated with the Pope as a Christian monarch.

cnut by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

CNUT 

An alternative to FCUK.

"CNUT gear makes you cool!"

CNUT by Mr. Stab June 28, 2004