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Islander dude who is very cool and fun to be around once you get to know him. Also was there to witness the birth of Christ and Santa Clause at the same time ;).
Wow have you met C'anse? He's such an awesome guy
C'anse by Feed Me Poptarts July 6, 2021
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cansexual 

an attraction to cans
also spelled as can-sexual
in the end, we are all cansexual
cansexual by exodus. c. April 17, 2022
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When a 12 y/o gets internet access
Man:Garry's Mod has tons of canser
Woman:Ikr
Canser by MrJihadSqyad July 27, 2016

canserbero

Tyrone José Gonzales Orama also known as canserbero was a Venezuelan rapper and songwriter. considered as the best rapper between the Hispanic community. He died in January 10, 2015. The cause of his death is still unknown.
Y no se muere quien se va, sólo se muere el que se olvida al fin y al cabo la muerte va tan segura de ganar... que de ventaja te da una vida. Canserbero said.
canserbero by elver gacorta October 14, 2020
Someone who does something wrong or against the rules for a long period of time and then quits and tells on others doing the same thing.
Adam: "Dude, both me and Dave took off 10 sick days last month! This month hes decided to be good about it and now hes ratting on me for calling in sick too much!"
Josh:"Wow dude, hes just being a Canseco right now. He got what he wanted out of it and now hes the informant"
Canseco by Cheezedadadada January 26, 2010
When you never went to preschool and learned how to spell cancer
Oh no he has canser! Goddammit I can't spell.
Canser by YURRSELF June 13, 2017

Jose Canseco 

A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better
My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag.
Jose Canseco by angelos h8er September 7, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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