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1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid
1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.
Blapped by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008
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pig blapped 

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.
Last night Lisa got pig blapped.
pig blapped by big bizzie August 23, 2008

bitch blapped 

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face
Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.
bitch blapped by Deejaybee August 26, 2010
Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.
"I was so blapped at the party last night!"
Blapped by T.Z. January 27, 2008
When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.
"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."
Blapped by blapped247 April 24, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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