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1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid
1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.
Blapped by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008
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pig blapped 

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.
Last night Lisa got pig blapped.
pig blapped by big bizzie August 23, 2008

bitch blapped 

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face
Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.
bitch blapped by Deejaybee August 26, 2010
Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.
"I was so blapped at the party last night!"
Blapped by T.Z. January 27, 2008
When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.
"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."
Blapped by blapped247 April 24, 2017

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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