Definitions by mr.0wl

Mountain Dew-shBag 

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.

Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.

Mountain Dew-shBag by mr.0wl November 22, 2010

Buttshaft 

A term used by teens to recognize that they are in the room. It is usualy yelled in a viking-like manor.

Andrew:(walks into the room) Buttshaft everybody!

Everyone else: Buttshaft Andrew

Buttshaft by mr.0wl February 23, 2009