Butters Cow 

An Ugly Person.

Allow it fam, your friend's a butters cow.

Butters Cow by Skydive June 16, 2012

Peanut butter cow 

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods

A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!

Peanut butter cow by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021

a cow made of butter

My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

a cow made of butter by thexug October 1, 2021

A cow made of butter

Gay slang for I want it In the ass

Hey can I a cow made of butter you?

A cow made of butter by Samdaclam October 6, 2021

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter 

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Butterscotch 

Absolutely not the colour of a cat

“HAHA, can you believe Elek thinks his ginger cat is butterscotch?”

Butterscotch by Sophabulous June 17, 2021

butterscotchery 

Adjective describing the flavor range, depth and intensity of a Buttery Nipple Martini.

At a Martini bar...
Voluptuous martini sipper exclaims: "These Buttery nipples taste butterscotchery"

butterscotchery by ALAjohnx3 June 9, 2013