Butter Trumpet 

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

Butter Trumpet by Butterboy420 April 27, 2021

trumpet buster 

A phrase which can be used for comebacks when all else fails. No one else will know what it means, as it is a phrase born out of drug abuse. There is no one definition of trumpet buster, it just... is. Rumour has it that trumpet busting is a traditional practice of icelandic whores.

Letters of the phrase may be interchanged.

'You bust your trumpet trumpet busting'

'you hairy trumpet buster'

trumpet buster by Willy a hoo haa August 19, 2007