To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy