Butt Penis 

When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."

This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.

Dude, your butt penis is kind of stickin' out there...

Butt Penis by Jonsey Heiman March 25, 2010

butt-penis

A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.

"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"

butt-penis by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009

butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.

Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that

butt penis nut hole by some homeless man August 24, 2017

Penis Butt Rub 

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

Penis Butt Rub by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

Penis Butt Blast 

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket

"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."

Penis Butt Blast by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021

Penis-Butt 

Indicating that there is a penis sprouting from one's butt - this word almost always has a negative connotation to it.

Osama Bin Laden is such a penis-butt.

Penis-Butt by Lee S. December 17, 2003

Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker 

An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.

Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"

Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"

Stinky Penis Butt-Fucker by The Judge! March 28, 2009