Butt Muzzle

Farting into your hand to cover the sound

"Peter pulled his hand, shoved it up his ass, parp, success the sound was killed. But my hand stinks now! the Butt Muzzle worked"

by Drip bwoii February 8, 2010

Butt Muzzle

The use of any item to be inserted to the rectum to stop the flow of carnage in a time of need

Hey man, can you pass me that photo of your mom? I had spicy thai for lunch and I need something to butt muzzle this growler.

by scroogemcbutts June 11, 2014

Buttguzzle

The art of guzzling or intaking massive amounts of fluids via butthole

Dude you should butt chug that beer like that whore buttguzzles cum

by purplegreenandyellowfart April 4, 2015

Buttmuzzled

When a politician or government official’s actual thoughts are subverted into a patently partisan response out of fear of retribution.

Senator so-and-so, being buttmuzzled by current political climate, refused to back the bipartisan bill

by Mistertwister June 6, 2020