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Butt Joint

A stray piece of toilet paper that has fallen on the floor after you have wiped your ass. It is generally shaped like a marijuana joint.
Everytime i use the restroom, i always see butt joints on the floor.
Butt Joint by DarthManhandle March 7, 2008

butt joint

The twisted strands of toilet paper that get caught up in the cheesie crack hairs of a fat persons ass and fall to the back side of the toilet seat leaving behind These small twists of cheese tanted TP that resemble a joint!
I was going to use the public restroom but was quickly turned away by the site of a hugh smelly butt joint laying on the seat!
butt joint by NightVision August 6, 2005

Butt joint

The assy leftovers of a man's supply.
Nathan: "The ends of a bag are never great to smoke, you always have too much or too little left. Man, fuck butt joints."
Butt joint by skroopy June 5, 2018

butt rub joint

that move you pull to impress your friends
butt rub joint by retardeddickk June 10, 2019

Butt Jointing 

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
Butt Jointing by ArseWeasel March 4, 2023
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