1. Originating from the music video "#SELFIE" by Chainsmokers, "But first, letmetakeaselfie" is a popular saying used mostly on Vine. It is said right before one takes a selfie; usually taken before one is going to do something --probably something important and/or productive.
2. The most annoying saying ever used on social media, especially on Vine.
1.)
Father: Hey! It's time to go to school!
Daugter: Be right there! But first, letmetakeaselfie. (Dub step)
2.)
Son: Where is Sandra?
Mother: Oh, she's just taking a selfie.
Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.