sec

Securities and Exchange Commission Lower than FEMA or FCC

whooped bunch of hooty jahoosin the sec doing nothing butt sucking the american tax payer while the stock market burns & ceo's screw investors. And Bush doesn't have a clue what sec does!

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

Sec

Another word for sex. Commonly mistyped.

"Yo! You have sec wit dat girl?"
"Coronavirus has really affected my sec life..."

by DaveDaveDavey September 19, 2020

SEC

Stands for Suck Elons Cock

"Hey you know why they call the Securities Exhange Commission, the SEC?"

"because it's an acronym for their name?"

"No, it's because they can suck Elon Musks throbbing horse cock."

by Jeff Bigalow May 7, 2021

Sec

Sec (singular) drives from sex (plural), the act of a single motion within sex.

Example- damn girl that's so cool I want to sec multiple times

by Plebstino January 13, 2022

sec

short for second. Used when in a hurry.

Slut- Do you have a condom?
Mofo- One sec bitch ... shit it's broken.

by Xhamlliku November 23, 2004

SEC

The SEC is the crap conference where they say Big Ten and Pac 10 sucks, because they beat Ohio State in the National Championship. (Ohio State is also crap by the way)

Anti-SEC fan:Oh I was watching the SEC get pwned by Big Ten and Pac-10 schools.
SEC fan: Ya right never happened...and if it did, prove it.
Anit-SEC fan: Okay, you asked for it...

Michigan - 41 > #12 Florida - 35
#12 California - 45 > #15 Tennessee - 31

by MaizeBlue May 2, 2008

SEC

smoke, eat, cuddle

Meg: "Guys lets sec tonight"

by shhcissie May 14, 2011