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business meeting

noun - Usually an occurance during a one night stand; the business meeting takes place when, upon entering the bedroom, both parties are nude at a strikingly fast rate and go immediately into sex. There is no foreplay. This is straight fucking. Also, one of the parties leaves immediately after as no one hangs around the conference room after a business meeting.
Yeah, I took Jan home from the bar last night. We go to her house and it was a straight business meeting. I don't even think we kissed. I was back at the club in an hour, and I think I lost a sock.
business meeting by dmalanowski January 8, 2010
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business meeting

(n) The action of taking a shit, taking a dump, making a poopie
I am going to be late to work today. I have a very big business meeting to attend to before I leave.
business meeting by DC Drew June 29, 2006

Business Meeting

Passing around a large amount of hard liquor (typically a fifth or a full handle) in a circle or large formation of people, insinuating a "business meeting."
"Dude I just got a handle of Barbarossa, lets have a business meeting."
Business Meeting by pjmerk December 2, 2016

Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.
It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese
Business Meeting by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026