Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 17, 2019

Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with

That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!

by Bitch named Rachel November 6, 2018