Bus Finger 

The rather smelly state of your fingers after taking the quite disgusting step to travel on public transport. If you have the inclination to touch the seats on the bus/train/cab the result is "bus finger".

Can also be used as a verb post-travelling on the bus. Eg. "Hey, you just bus fingered my food!" Can also be used as an adjective "Look at that bus fingered coffee mug!" Some people don't mind the state of their own bus fingers but hate other peoples.

Bus Finger by Divvo December 15, 2005

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver 

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006

Bumfinger 

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

Bumfinger by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011

Parker Bussinger 

my sexual fantasy

“Parker Bussinger? That guy’s Tommy’s sexual fantasy!”

Parker Bussinger by sandwichdanger November 22, 2020