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burro sombrero 

Same as Asshat but used in front of company.
Wow, Mom.. talk about burro sombrero... I simply had to leave after the guy asked for 2 forms of ID to buy some smokes...!!!
burro sombrero by Lou Nez November 10, 2007

burro surfer

Jeff is a burro surfer because he likes to stick his dick in donkeys assholes
burro surfer by Knob sniffer September 26, 2021

Burrows the Death stalker 

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.
Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

Scott Burrows 

A Scott Burrows is that shitty kid in your science class that does weird things with his nose, pickes up on fads three years after they are over. He is constantly being nothing but a downer.
Kid 1: The new kid sucks
Kid 2: What a Scott Burrows!
Kid 1: Yeah
Scott Burrows by Kitteh302 November 26, 2011

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

seeing the burro 

The moment that first sip of morning coffee hits the brain of a caffeineaholic when they are groffy. Reference Columbian Coffee advert icon Juan Valdez and his burro.
(seeing person literally come alive again from grogginess with the caffeine rush of FCOTD) "Yep, she's seeing the burro now!"
seeing the burro by lafftur January 21, 2010