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Burning Lands 

A kingdom in El PAso Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.

Also often reffered to as the "bastard step child of Dragonspine."
Place : A kingdom in El Paso, Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in Amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.

Also often referred to as the "bastard step child of Dragon spine."
Burning Lands by William Skitt December 20, 2004
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burning lands legal 

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026