bunkum

1) n : insincere foolishness : nonsense

2) n : a person's asshole

"That's nothing but a bunch of bunkum!"

"Yo, you've got some nasty stank coming from your bunkum!"

by Dizzy G July 15, 2005

Bunkum

The cum(kum) left after nutting on a persons ass. i.e. the kum on the buns

I left a wizz of bunkum on that chick I fucked last night.

by Bentheken September 27, 2020

Bunkum

Nonsense

That’s a whole bunch of bunkum, Mister.

by pokestar123 November 4, 2022

bunkum bunk

Used to express moderate inconvenience, or a moderate anger.

May also be used in conjunction with fita fita

axn: We can't go to Taco Bell, taco Tom got pooned by some black dude.
clutch: Bunkum Bunk. Who cares, let's go see how bad the poonage was.

by clutch like yes April 24, 2006

gorey bunkum

The art of jiggery-pokery and all things flighty. The ethereal art of the hypno-fiddler.

Look at Matt; he is the high priest of gorey-bunkum

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

Burkum

A family of people who is so great at music that people break down into tears of pure joyous triumph when they indulge in the streaming notes of perfection.

That opera was good, but it was no 'Burkum'

by Ricky Gervais July 6, 2008

bundum

the thing you say when you got done smoking more than 17 blunts.

the thing you say when you are way too fucked up at katy stevens house.

"dude, im so fucking bundum'd"

"BUNDUM!"

by nickjamesandjessesmokinblunts March 15, 2010