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Homeless vampires that live in the urban jungle. Vampires that lose their jobs.
"Dracula is all washed up. He's now a bumpire living in Skid Row."
Bumpire by pjeezy80 April 15, 2013
Words you can keep
I was bitten by a bumpire and now shit blood. Or maybe my haemorrhoid is acting up again.
Bumpire by maznix March 20, 2016

bumpfire 

Verb/

Bumpfire, or bump firing*, is a technique used with semi-automatic firearms to replicate full-automatic fire, using the recoil and weight of the firearm to engage the trigger. This technique can be used with any semi-automatic firearm by affixing the trigger with a stationary object and pulling the handguard forward to fire a round.

Bump fire stocks, an aftermarket product which replaces the pistol-grip furniture of a rifle to accommodate bump firing, have recently come under scrutiny with their involvement in the Las Vegas massacre, although previously available for many years in the US.

Bump fire is viewed by many enthusiasts as a novelty, ineffective for combat or self-defense due to the uncertainty of the technique and inaccuracy of sustained rates of fire.
Johnny: I want to learn how to bumpfire my Ar-15

Bill: I'm calling the FBI
bumpfire by 🐺 February 24, 2018

bumpfire 

Bumpfire is the method using the recoil of a firearm to simulate full auto fire.
Sometimes a rubber band is involved
BumpFire , the tax free Full Auto
bumpfire by bumpfire.net July 15, 2009
the painful fiery feeling in one's backside the morning after a hot curry
Wow, that madras last night caused some serious bumfire
bumfire by AK2006 September 9, 2006
a baby vampire (baby + vampire = bampire); refers to nocturnal or crepuscular infants with milk digestion issues (we know what they really want... BLOOD)
Because the bampire had not yet grown his fangs, his grandmother opened a vein for him.
bampire by Ingrid Crantz April 11, 2011
a fire in an open oil barrel, surrounded by bums, commonly seen in alleys and ghetto's.
Yo holmes, did you see that bumfire gone wild? yeah, it was more like a barrel in a fire than a fire in a barrel!
bumfire by captain illgo September 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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