Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

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Jessica's had her bump dump, seen her stretch marks?

Bump dump by Kleahey November 29, 2019

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bump 'n' dump

The act of snorting a line of cocaine in the bathroom followed by a bowel movement.

Hey Adam will you watch the door while I take a bump 'n' dump.

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The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D

Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.

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You go to a public restroom, have a bowel movement, and do a line of Cocaine.

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The need to take a shit shortly after snorting cocaine. It usually occurs at the beginning of party and subsides as time progresses.

"Thanks Tom. That's some good shit. Speaking of shits, I have to take one."

"Bump and dump, everytime."

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The act of bumping into one's car and just leaving like an asshole.

Joshua is known for being one to Bump and Dump, that's why no one likes him around.

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