I used to be a stuck up white boy fakin' da funk....bump dat. I ain't bullshittin' no front street no more thanks to the wake up crews at ebonics language lesson.
The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
A portmanteau of the words bump and update. On an internet forum, a bumpdate is a post made specifically to bump the topic up to the top of the list, and at the same time provide information of an update to the initial post.
Bumpdate: My post now includes credits to the two other people who assisted me.