A portmanteau of the words bump and update. On an internet forum, a bumpdate is a post made specifically to bump the topic up to the top of the list, and at the same time provide information of an update to the initial post.
by Wes W. aka 1337D00D May 19, 2008
The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***
Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”
Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”
Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
by FegelFatso March 30, 2019