bum scrub

n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)

Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.

by Autum January 8, 2006

Bum Scrub

Soap for the anus.

Cleaning materials for the arsehole.

Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."

Man - "Did you get it?"

Woman - "Yes."

by Terry Dacktill June 25, 2008

scrub-bum

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.

God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum

by Britt January 17, 2004

Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.

Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

by dick_dicky_dick March 11, 2020

Scrubby bum

Scrubby bum is a term for someone who sucks real bad at video games, particularly player vs player activities.

I hate playing call of duty with noob_gamer45, he is a big scrubby bum.

by Ulfricstormcloak February 17, 2019

bumscrubber

1. Like a toothbrush for your ass hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one's ass hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your rectum

2. Any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change

3. A sand paper covered dildo for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her butt, has lost all feeling in the anal cavity due to excess butt-dildo-use and therefore needs the bumscrubber for any sort of titilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner anus

I went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that bumscrubber I lost a couple weeks ago.

"Come here you dirty bum and get your scrubbin," said the angry bum hater. "Oh no, not the bumscrubber, it hurts so bad!" said the dirty bum.

by bumscrubber September 23, 2009