Bum Scrub

Soap for the anus.

Cleaning materials for the arsehole.

Woman - "I visited the NHS walk-in centre and and asked for some bum scrub."

Man - "Did you get it?"

Woman - "Yes."

by Terry Dacktill July 11, 2008

bum scrub

n., toilet paper (slang word used by males)

Pete was stuck on the toilet with no bum scrub.

by Autum January 08, 2006

Bum Scrubbing

The act of rubbing butt cheeks to make a slapping noise with your business partner in a shower.

Ah yes, that bum scrubbing session really helped us set our quarterly business goals.

by dick_dicky_dick March 11, 2020

scrub-bum

A person who is a general loser but also has really bad washing habits. They are also not liked but other people use them.

God Damn it John quite being such a scrub-bum

by Britt January 18, 2004