Bum Jumper

Hey Dirk, check that bum jumper out in the Miata, he has some throat yoghurt stuck in his goatee from a felching session.
by Bing Tockley January 21, 2009
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curdy bum jumper

An individual that covers himself in cottage cheese and attempts to jump over homeless people.
Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum jumper just hopped over me. So I licked the cottage cheese off his balls"
by El Jermo December 06, 2007
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