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Jasmine: Omg Jeremy fancies me!
Lola: THAT'S A LOAD OF BUM CUM!
Bum Cum by College_Chick May 6, 2014
BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
Bum cum by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
When you ass leaks with naturally occurring snotty lubricant.
Ahh man my boxers are filled with Bum Cum.
Bum Cum by B.ucum August 26, 2021
Nasty cum or sperm that is ejaculated from a bum, a bum that is nasty and lives in the woods usually. the cum may be brown or yellow, if your unlucky it may be bloody and white. bum cum is not something to mess with, its so sticky and powerful it could stick you to a tree if a bum attacks with his cum.
"guess what happened to john out in the graveyard woods?"
"what?"
"some bums attacked him and ejected their bum-cum all over him."
Bum-Cum by Bumassdick September 13, 2011

Bum Cum Dribble 

when a person has anal sex and when he ejaculates it dribbles down to her vagina
Dufwace:Arghh dude you were conceived by bum cum dribble
Bum Cum Dribble by MARK BANNER March 31, 2009

sweaty bum cum

to say something is sweaty or kinky.
Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .

hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.
sweaty bum cum by Mr T April 23, 2005