Bullology
The study, research, science and practical application of Bullshit; lies, untruths, false statements
The study, research, science and practical application of Bullshit; lies, untruths, false statements
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Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.
Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.
A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.
Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.
Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.
A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.
Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.
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Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.
Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.
The transit authority hired a choo-choo buffologist for their rapid response team which will allow them to quickly respond to media inquiries asking critical questions. Unfortunately for the opponents, this guy is the top choo-choo buff in the nation. His latest sound bite is critical of busses because he claims that people don't like dirty busses, putting his opponents at a significant disadvantage because it takes more words than can fit into a sound bite to explain that people are turned off by the "dirty" busses which were made that way by people who did not respect the bus enough to keep it clean because people who receive a subsidy can't appreciate the value of the service and thus are disrespectful - and rolling out shiny new trains won't correct the problem because they will be dirty within a few years as the same disrespectful people start riding the trains instead; that the only way to prevent the deterioration of the transit system is to charge market rates for riding instead of tax-subsidized rates.
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I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.
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I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.
by True Green April 18, 2009
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