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Bullet Shit 

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.
Bullet Shit by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024
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Shit Bullet 

A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
Shit Bullet by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.
"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

shit bullets

The special source of weaponary used by Sniper X. They are designed so that they can be compressed into a bullet shell and loaded into the Sniper Rifle of Sniper X.

These bullets are very large and made out of the real shit of Sniper X. When all else fails, you break out the shit bullets.
"There is no way one sniper will get all 23 of us!"

*shit bullets all 23 of them*

"never mind... *dies*"
shit bullets by Sniper X June 28, 2006

Shit Flake Ballet 

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.
It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa
Shit Flake Ballet by Höegardener October 18, 2010

Bulletshot 

Reference in using a smart remark to own ,or to diss somebody in return
Sandra: Keep talking and I'm going to get my friend Ashely after you.

Steve: Whats her fat ass going to do, sit on me ?
Bulletshot
Bulletshot by Protojhe January 4, 2010

Shitting Bullets

A phrase used to define excessive sympathy towards a situation you do not see yourself encountering often in your life.
I went to Walgreens at 2 a.m. to pick up an at-home HIV test and the cashier told me “Man, you must be shitting bullets right now.”
Shitting Bullets by ZenScott February 6, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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