Bullet Shit 

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

Bullet Shit by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Shit Bullet 

A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.

(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?

Shit Bullet by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.

"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"

bullest shit in all the land by lukas barnes April 9, 2008

shit bullets

The special source of weaponary used by Sniper X. They are designed so that they can be compressed into a bullet shell and loaded into the Sniper Rifle of Sniper X.

These bullets are very large and made out of the real shit of Sniper X. When all else fails, you break out the shit bullets.

"There is no way one sniper will get all 23 of us!"

*shit bullets all 23 of them*

"never mind... *dies*"

shit bullets by Sniper X June 28, 2006

Shit Flake Ballet 

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

Shit Flake Ballet by Höegardener October 18, 2010

Bulletshot 

Reference in using a smart remark to own ,or to diss somebody in return

Sandra: Keep talking and I'm going to get my friend Ashely after you.

Steve: Whats her fat ass going to do, sit on me ?
Bulletshot

Bulletshot by Protojhe January 4, 2010

Shitting Bullets

A phrase used to define excessive sympathy towards a situation you do not see yourself encountering often in your life.

I went to Walgreens at 2 a.m. to pick up an at-home HIV test and the cashier told me “Man, you must be shitting bullets right now.”

Shitting Bullets by ZenScott February 6, 2018